Douche bags! (Let's get this one over with shall we?)

An Introduction:


As I sit here in my Mass Media class (which is basically a load of bull...) I can't help but be reminded of and irritated by what most us know as the common douche bag.  Here is the Urban Dictionary definition for ya'll: 
A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts or one with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them or one with an intolerable personality.


I am reminded of this because there are two sitting right in front of me. As I sp...type. Literally, I could reach out and smack them both right now. Of course, walking around on a college campus all day, these are not the only animals of this species I run into.


How to spot a douche:


You see them everywhere! Grocery stores, movie theaters, gas stations, but, most of all, PARKING LOTS. Little known fact of the douche bag is that they LOVE to hang out in parking lots next to their cars. This in turn makes theirs cars a large accessory to their duchebagery. The common douche car has a small sporty car or any size of a truck (go check out the Freeman parking lot and people driving them *eyebrow raise*). Because no matter what the size of the truck, although deep down they would all like a BIGGER truck but would never admit they feel their truck is inadequate, they will all try to make as "manly" as possible. Things like adding a CB radio or putting a huge "Skin" sticker with the naked lady in your back window (cause THAT makes you man apparently, not the fact that you have a penis or the Y chromosome).


Another tell tale sign of a douche bag is his arrogance. They are so confident they would probably fart in your presence and try to convince you it smells like a summer breeze. Case in point! The kid in front of me, last week, did this thing where you stretch your arms up and then out to the side. When he got to the side, he made the move like he was going to put his arm around the girl next to him (who has a boyfriend by the way!), but pulled out the last minute and proceeded to turn around and GIGGLE with his friend who just watched him do this. How else do you explain an action like this? You can't.


What we can do about it:


STOP being nice to these people! The reason they continue to be the way they are? Because no one tells them to stop! They are so unaware of the world around them, how else would they know they are tools?!  And it can't just be one or two people either otherwise the effect intended will not sink it. This has to be a 100% group effort. It's kinda like how you hear someone say something about you in the hallway in high school. It's just one person. Who gives a rip? But what happens when its EVERY person the hallway? You have a problem that needs to be fixed. SO, we all need to bad to together! Put the douches of the world in their place (and Freeman was and IS CRAWLING with them, so you definitely have a place to start)!  Join me, my fellow douche haters! 


VIVA LA REVOLUTION!