It's everywhere. I literally can't get away from it. It's intoxicating... and not in the good way. Love.
To all you people kissing and groping in public. Knock it the FUCK OFF! IF I WANTED TO WATCH A PORNO I WOULD GO GET ONE! I know that you love each other and you just want everyone to know about it! But you know what else would show that affection to the world? Holding hands. And guess what, there is no tongue involved. Its good for passers by as well as your immune system. And holding hands means ONLY hands. No breasts, crotches, or assholes. We get it. If we wanted to know about your love life we would ask to watch.
To the girl in my English Lit class who gave the kid next to me the stink eye for happening to glance at your breasts. MAYBE DON'T PUT THEM ON DISPLAY THEN YOU LITTLE WHORE! Why do you dress like that?! DO YOU WANT TO GET RAPED?! FOR THE SOUL PURPOSE OF BEING ABLE TO BITCH ABOUT IT?! GAH!
And to you... Justin Bieber... you prepubescent fuck. You do NOT know what love is. You probably can't even get an erection. So STOP SINGING ABOUT IT! You are not a love expert. You are a 12 year old. Focus on your times tables first big guy. You got a ways to go.
I'm just sick of it. Stop shoving it in my face. We get it. Be happy. Tell people you are happy. Then everyone is happy. I don't have to see you have sex in public. I'll believe you if you just say it.
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