Zits

They are gross and we're gonna talk about them. I can't seem to get them off of my forehead. It seems like every time I get rid of one, another pops up out of nowhere to pain and embarrass me rearing its ugly white head from my face.

I have tried everything out there and nothing seems to be able to REALLY get rid of them.

So, I would like to know what you guys do to fix this for yourself? Leave a comment. Lets fix this together.

Until next time!

Long time no post! GOVERNMENT CLASS!

So, there is this kid in my government class. No, this is not the old man who feels the need to give his opinion on every subject possible or the old woman with the stupid questions. There is this KID. I assume somewhere around a senior in college. He talks... SO DAMN LOUD. It's the "I'm talking ridiculously loud about vastly inappropriate things because I want people to hear me talk about these things because I am secretly a douche bag.


Seriously, here are some of his favorite topics of loud and obnoxious discussion:

• Girls (which I doubt is all true, he's a loud mouthed fatty. Give me a break.)
• Sex; where and when he has had it. Most outrageous? On top of fridge. How that was possible, we may never know.
• Alcohol; his consumption seems to be in the range of somewhere around a whale (might explain his current state).
• Things that no one else on earth would give a shit about; he's just talking loud about stuff like roommates and people he knows. But, he wants EVERYONE else to know, otherwise he wouldn't be yelling in a fucking empty room.

So, there you have it, This kid is a dip shit, You might think I was in bad mood, but you're wrong, I got paid to do homework this morning, It's just that when I hear this dumb ass like he's right beside me yelling in my ear every day, it starts to grate on my nerves. And it's only a matter of time before I had to write about it.

Until tomorrow... hopefully!

Through Rain, Snow, Wind and Squirrel Droppings

So, it's super windy today. On my drive out to Eastern my poor car was thrown all over the road. Ruts+Wind= Brandon almost in the ditch 6 times.

So, I have been meaning to write about this for a long time, but am now only getting around to it. Need to get it in now while it's still relevant. Anywho! Squirrels. At Eastern. It's literally an epidemic. Like, the squirrel to human ratio at this place is probably close to 2:1. They could probably easily take over the whole school if they wanted to. But I doubt they are that organized.

Not a day goes by that I don't pass two squirrels fighting, one trying to carry a nut that is obviously out of its league, and one really shifty drug squirrel. You know, the ones that freak every time a person walks by and scurry to the base of a tree and give you that, "You don't want to mess with this shit look."

But up until now, I have never seen any remnants of their existence on campus besides the animals themselves. Today... that all changed.

On my usual trek to my GOV 100 class in Showalter, I there is one path cut off due to construction, so I cut through the grass. This is all normal. But once I got into the building and wiped my feet on the rugs as I passed through the doors... there was noticeably something coming off of my right foot. Upon further inspection I believe that I had my first run in with a squirrel turd. I have no actual proof of this, but that is the only thing I can assume it was. There was not dirt passed through. Clean grass. And sidewalk.

No, I didn't smell it to confirm. Would it smell like anything besides peanut butter anyway?

So, now I sit here in class with what I assume to be vermin shit on my shoe.... and rather than study for my test in about 20 mins, I decided to regale you with my story. Which I hope you enjoyed.


Ciao! Until next time!

Kit Kat's, Cars, and Dancing Queens

To start off... I move into my apartment this coming Monday! Woo hoo! Wish me luck ya'll!

Today on my drive home guess how fast the truck in front of me was going? 45? No. 35? No. Try TWENTY FIVE MILES AN HOUR! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! IT WASN'T EVEN COLD OR DARK OUT! THERE IS NO REAON AT ALL BESIDES THE PERSON SHOULDN'T HAVE A DAMN DRIVERS LICENSE!

Oh a lighter note, I have to admit I have been OBSESSED with Dancing with the Stars this year. It is my true guilty pleasure. Even more embarrassing than Desperate Housewives. I have a feeling its mostly because of the typically loud music and all the flashy sparkly lights. I'm a sucker for shiny shit. That's why I bought a macbook. hehe

Back on the offensive! I ATE A KIT KAT TODAY! THAT WAS ALL CHOCOLATE! It wasn't so much angering as just truly shocking. You bite into it expecting that familiar delicious crunch, when all you get is a snap like that of a typical Hershey bar? If that doesn't throw you for a loop I don't know what will. I have contacted a layer per the response I have gotten from friends on Facebook. I'm taking Hershey down!

I am completely sick of John and Kate Plus Bullshit. If you watched ET tonight, this is no longer fun to watch. It's getting uncomfortable... to even WATCH on TV!

I am excited for A Christmas Carol in IMAX 3D this Friday. It's gonna be bomb shiz.

Thats all for now! I hope to have more soon!!

Until then! Keep on keepin on!